to close Christmas Eve just didn't make sense.
But the seller was booked on the 6 o'clock flight
and had warned "THERE WILL BE A CLOSING TONIGHT!"
The agents agreed because business was dead,
and visions of commission checks danced in their heads.
The loan was approved by the lender's good grace,
Everyone knew 'twas a borderline case.
The buyers divorced, remarried again,
Divorced once more, and now were just friends.
With instructions to close before they remarried.
From page One through Sixteen, a terrible MESS!
But a few lines on page seven, looked pretty clean.
But to finish today was not a sure bet.
It was covered with whiteout, coffee and crud.
But down in the corner you barely could see,
that the buyer still owed a buck thirty-three.
And the agents agreed to the rest on the contract.
to everyone's horror - the well wasn't sealed.
His mother just died of RADON EXPOSURE!
(his cracked floors and walls were always that way)
"we'd like to continue, but before we begin,
I noticed these papers - I'm likely to blame,
But I gave my agents the wrong legal name,
And one more thing I had hoped to avoid,
Does it really matter if I'm self-employed?"
She pulled out a gun and said it was loaded.
Everyone froze and sat there amazed,
She frothed at the mouth and her eyes were both glazed.
she bristled and spouted and called them BAD names.
"THE CLOSING IS OFF, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL - NOW GET OUT OF HERE!"
“Accentuate the Positive!”
First American Title Company/Attorney Owned Closing Office and
The Law Firm of John Roger Cox & Associates, P.C.